Conversation this morning:
Diva: Mom!!! I am OUT of tolett paper (purposely misspelled so you can "read" how she pronounced it.)
Me: Okay. Lolo! Can you get your sister some toilet paper?
Diva: Never mind. I got a piece (flush in background as she is saying this).
Note to self: don't touch Diva's hands until I am POSITIVE she has washed them.